Post by Mat on Jul 14, 2021 21:31:09 GMT -5
Name: Kasey Fuckin' Kash
Nickname(s): The Resident Asshole
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 175 lbs
Date of Birth: April 22, 1998
Hometown: Canberra, Australia
Alignment: Cunt.
Dexterity: Right handed
Pro Debut: Officially: 2019, Unofficially: 2015
Twitter Handle: @a55_h01e
Quote(s): "They don't call me an asshole for nothin'"
Photobase: Lil Peep (Black and Blonde hair)
Attire: Long black tights with white designs on them, with The Leviathan Cross on his right knee pad, black wrist tape that goes up to his forearms, his entrance attire is that, but included is a black, hooded trench coat. His out of ring gear is normally some death metal band T-Shirts and a pair of blue jeans.
Wrestling Style: Brutal, no fucks given about his opponents wellbeing.
Moveset:
1. Exploder Suplex
2. Death Valley Driver
3. Swanton Bomb
4. Belly to Back Suplex
5. Stundog Millionaire (used as a reversal to suplexes)
6. Blue Thunder Bomb
7. Tiger Driver '91
8. Spinning Backfist Transitioned into a Ripcord Kappo Kick
9. Alternating Forearms and Chops in the corner (Super Dragons Violence Party)
10. Snap Dragon Suplex
11. Snap Suplex
12. Snap German Suplex
13. Straight Jacket German Suplex
14. Running Boot Scrape to a seated opponent
15. Bicycle Pump Kick
16. Yakuza Kick
17. Full Nelson into a Flatliner
18. Samoan Driver
19. Double Knee Facebreaker (Codebreaker)
20. Front Flip Backstabber
21. Emerald Flowsion (Used normally as a reversal to Suplexes.)
22. Rolling Unprettier
23. Fisherman Suplex
24. Sleeper Suplex
25. Hangman Neckbreaker
26. Step Up Axe Kick
27. Rolling Kavate Kick
28. Running STO
29. Ushigoroshi
30. Arm Trapped Spike Piledriver
Signature Moves:
1. Canberra Collapse (Springboard Cutter)
2. Fuck You And All Your Friends (Ripcord Bicycle Knee)
3. Crash Landing (Top Rope C4)
4. No Pressure (Running Blockbuster where he drops his opponent on the back of their necks, folding them like an accordion.)
Finishing Moves:
1. Going The Distance (Last Shot/Shining Wizard)
2. Red Light (Inverted Phoenix Splash, only has used this move four times in his career, hitting it twice. He only pulls it out as a desperation move.)
Entrance Music: "Pazi Sta Radis" - Sky Wikluh
Entrance Description:
As the soft piano intro of Pazi Sta Radis starts, the crowd goes silent, then as the soft intro starts... nothing for the following couple of seconds, that is until the hollow kick and clap kicks in with an almost demonic like bassline in the background, and that is when Kasey Kash makes his entrance. Shrouded in a long black cloak that he throws off as he reaches the top of the stage. Kash looks out over the crowd that are just showing him in boos and smiles. He doesn't care about them. Not a single fucking bit.
*ANNOUNCER NAME*: Introducing at this time, accompanied to the ring by Beau Haste and JahJah... Kasey... Fucking... Kash!
Beau Haste and JahJah aren't far behind him, as Beau pats his nephew on the shoulder, before directing him to the ring. Kasey starts walking down the ramp, not breaking his focus from the ring itself. As he gets to the ring he looks around at the crowd in the arena one more time before sliding under the bottom rope into the ring, and onto a knee, looking over at Beau who stands outside the ring with his arms crossed, before getting himself situated in the corner, ready to go.
Big Match Theme: "Four Rusted Horses" - Marilyn Manson
Big Match Entrance Description:
As the opening acoustic guitar riff of "Four Rusted Horses" plays out of the arena speakers, smoke fills the stage and Kasey Kash walks out through it wearing a hooded cloak, and body covered in bodypaint in (ask me for entrances like this, it'll change from time to time depending on the show). He looks out over at the crowd who are booing the everloving shit out of him. Kasey just holds his arms out wide as *ANNOUNCER NAME* makes their introduction.
*ANNOUNCER NAME*: Currently making his way to the ring, from Canberra, Australia. Weighing in tonight at one hundred and sixty-five pounds... "The Resident Asshole"... Kasey... Kash!
At this point Kasey has reached the ring but instead of rolling into it like he normally would he continues to walk around the ring. Ignoring every person in the arena that is booing him right now. Force security even have to stop a fan from jumping the barricade to get their hands on Kasey. Who just ignores the whole situation and makes his way to in front of the announcers desk, jumping on it and looking out over the crowd.
KASH: WHO'S THE FUCKING MAN?!
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
KASH: I'M THE FUCKING MAN!
The crowd boo him, obviously. Kasey just smiles as he drops the hood and hops down off the announce table, sliding under the bottom rope and getting into the ring, climbing the turnbuckles and holding his arms out wide as the crowd just belt him with insult after insult, not giving a single fuck. Kasey hops down off the second rope and sits in the corner... waiting for the match to begin.
Biography: Born in Canberra, Kasey grew up around wrestling, with his Father being a professional wrestler. Kasey always wanted to be like his dad, as he was his idol growing up, he was even training to be his tag team partner for his debut match. He was getting so close to being able to get in the ring with him even moving in with his Dad to have his debut match with him, that was until his dad unfortunately passed away in 2011. When his dad died, life got hard for the Haste family, with his mother growing more and more ill with the passing days, until one day she too finally passed, and when she did Kasey had nothing left, eventually moving away from Australia to America and living on the streets/people's couches when they let him, all in the pursuit of his professional wrestling dream.
Accolades:
1x CaliPRO Network Champion; current
1x OATH Livewire Champion
1x EW National Champion
1x EW Extreme Champion; current
1x AGW Television Champion
1x BWF Rev-X Champion
Other: Kasey is a grumpy bastard. Just hates everyone in the world, except those he keeps closest to him. But everyone else has "turned their backs on him", according to him. He hasn't looked on the bright side of life since he lost both of his parents which is... understandable. Kasey has been wrestling for some time now, and he's naturally very quick, so he'd use both of those to his advantage, mainly his quickness to get him out of sticky situations. He'd stretch the rules so thin you could see through them. He's a natural shit-stirrer, so he wouldn't shake hands, he'd just smack their hand away from them.
Manager Name: JahJah
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 160 lbs
Date of Birth: unknown
Hometown: Detroit, Michigan
Alignment: Heel
Dexterity: Right
Twitter Handle: @yab0yjahjah
Quote(s): "DON'T FUCK WITH KASE, YO, HE'S THE REAL FUCKIN DEAL!"
Photobase: ZillaKami
Name: Beau Haste
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 242 lbs
Date of Birth: March 27, 1963
Hometown: Adelaide, South Australia
Alignment: Tweener
Dexterity: Right Handed
Photobase: Mark "Chopper" Read
Attire: You'd normally catch Beau wearing a black and blue striped shirt, a gold chain, any pair of sunnies you'd find in any servo anywhere in the world, a pair of blue jeans and a set of black steel toe work boots.
Biography: One tough S.O.B., former bikie/ex-con, Beau is Kasey's Uncle, and he's come back into Kaseys life to make sure he doesn't fuck his own life up.